Quiz

Jochem's quiz page!!!

How it works

Scroll through the list of dumb questions. If you know the answer to any of the questions, put the answer into the accompanying answer field.
The person with the most points gets to be on the home page!!!

A few details about answering (if you care):

• All answers are logged for my personal enjoyment, as well as improving the answer responses, so don't put your credit card information in them.
• Not every 'question' is actually a question. Some are just quotes or images that reference something. In these cases, just answer with what you think it is referencing.
• You can only answer 1 question at a time.
• You are not going to get every reference here. If you have no idea wtf one of these questions means, just scroll to the next one.
• Answers are case-insensitive. This is not true for questions with the exact tag.
• The program only checks if your answer includes the correct answer. If the answer to a question is "blue" and you answer with "it's blue", it'll get accepted. This is not true for questions with the exact tag.
• Every correct answer gives you an amount of points. The amount of points is based on how cool I think it is that you can answer that specific question with that specific answer.
• Some questions have multiple correct answers. For example, the answer to "What is 1+1?" could be both "2" and "two". I have tried to add every possible way of writing the correct answer to every question.
• Some questions have multiple correct answers that give a separate amount of points. For example, The answer to "What is x in x^2=x could be both 1 and -1. The amount of separate correct answers is shown in the top right of the question, or the bottom left on mobile.

I have tried to keep the questions as ungoogleable as possible, but still please just don't try. You can google how to answer the questions of course, like for example looking up Ohm's Law is completely fine. However, looking up the exact words I used in my questions to find out what they're about or what they're referencing is kind of cringe.

I'll probably update the questions regularly, when I come up with/find the time to make more.
The last update to the questions was on 12 Dec 2024.

If you don't like one of the questions, you can press the This question is dumb button. You can then tell me why you don't like the question, and I might change it :).

tl;dr just answer the fuckin questions.